Tuesday, December 15, 2009

worst lyrics ever

It's official. Although something else terrible might come along that will make me change my mind, I'll say that "Tik Tok" provides us with the worst lyrics ever....

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

What? I understand she wants to get drunk before the 'boys blow up her phone,' but brush her teeth with it? Just don't get it. It's pretty terrible. And I'm not talking about the moral issue, but rather how intriguing it is to think about someone brushing their teeth with alcohol. Very strange.

That's really all. I just needed to get that out.

Thank your, ladies and gentlemen. Thank your.


  1. I just realized yesterday that that is what it said! (but is it pathetic that I still wanna dance to the song?. . . ha.)

  2. Claire, don't you know that the alcohol burns away all the germs! That's her reasoning...she's actually pretty genius. hahahah

  3. Why do I now know this song?!?! I mean I listen to KJ 103 all day long!! hahaha sounds wonderful :)

  4. Yeah, you're right, this has to be the lamest lyrics I've ever heard in my life.

    Or maybe I just couldn't connect with the lyrics - "Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy" - I have no clue what P Diddy feels like when he wakes up in the morning!

    Gives Akon a good run for his money in the shit-lyric stakes.


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