Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
What? I understand she wants to get drunk before the 'boys blow up her phone,' but brush her teeth with it? Just don't get it. It's pretty terrible. And I'm not talking about the moral issue, but rather how intriguing it is to think about someone brushing their teeth with alcohol. Very strange.
That's really all. I just needed to get that out.
Thank your, ladies and gentlemen. Thank your.